Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!

News out of Hollywood and Washington is that a new dollar bill that will feature sexy actress Megan Fox will replace the one with George Washington until the United States debt can be paid.

"With the US dollar getting lower by the day and the US getting more and more in debt, countries around the world are wanting to dump a load of them", stated a Treasury Department spokesman, Arthur Knickerbacher.

"We figure that with Megan's front on the front and her rear on the rear, no one is going to dump that...especially the average Chinese worker.""He'd pay a couple of yuan for one crisp Megan."

Knickerbacher says that the presses are already turning out new dollars that will replace the ones with George Washington until "we can get this debt down. In fact, in a trial run, men were already trading two to four GW's for one MF."

Should this succeed, several popular actresses will be considered and even a male model on a new three-dollar bill.

Asked if the story is true at a news conference this morning, Federal Chairman Bernanke sated that it definitely was true and passed around several of the new Megan dollars.

The 100 one-dollar bills were auctioned off right then and there for over $1100! Also planned is an ad campaign that will use the slogan "Keep making our Megan".

Most industrial plants first paychecks with free a Megan Dollar to be offered after July 1st. Some are predicting that the Megan Dollar will become worth more than the average Morgan Dollar.